mechapuppy:

well then do i have some tips for you!

do you like alcohol? of course you do. it’s the muse for your mediocre poetry and it’s the only thing that helps you drown out the crushing ennui of your millennial hipster life. but, you also need good lighting. solution: stick a lightbulb in a whiskey…

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